The Dry Edition

If, by some estrange coincidence, you happen to have had more than enough of heaven sent moisturizers—unwelcome drizzles and mists, snows, ice pellets or, simply, a per-petulant slop—then be sure to tune in today from 2-4 to the Dry Edition of Backdoor Disturbances.

All listeners are guaranteed 2 solid hours of scorching aridity with a dash of Opuntia bigelovii and, then again, at which point (granted a preponderant uncertainty), all ill-disposed memberance of water shall soundly vaporate.