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May. 13 2010
He's so white he can barely sing
Special horror show - the whitest, soulless man in America will sing for you, entertain you with his politics and platitudes. Listen as he mutilates songs you have come to cherish! Watch as he sucks your life-force out with his special brand of bland! Luckily, this Saturday's show is only 2 hours or there would be a suicide spike in the listening area!


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