Pappy

You know, there's a lot more to me than a bunch of words on a page, just like there's more to my picture than just my head; but that's ok, if you ever listen to my show you soon realize i'm not the shy retiring type, the quiet one in the back of the room, i'm plenty vocal and opinionated.

I am an uncluttered man in an increasingly cluttered world and started out with nothing, and still have most of it. I don't waste my days trying to prolong them. I prefers altered states of consciousness to the alternative, and will most likely die grey, large, and with a smile on my face.

Reality has been the largest obstacle to my true happiness, and there is only one good day of drinking left until tomorrow so i better quit typing this and get to it.