The 'Stache

Gary has had a rough week. Right now, he's passed out face down in the kitchen and somehow his cowboy hat didn't fall off. I drew a dick on the back of his t-shirt with a ketchup pack earlier. I didn't have any mayonnaise packs or I would've made it more detailed.

Well anyway, tune in to the show at noon. We'll talk about what's been happening with us, I think Gary's girlfriend is coming with him and we'll check in with R.L. Garon who is at the NASCAR race in Vegas.

-Sam
Host of The 'Stache with Sam Bash

Me and Gary have been drinking liquor and watching the Olympics. Right now, Gary is cooking some burgers on the kerosene heater and I'm coming up with some country
love songs to play on the show in the morning. We're gonna be talking to a love specialist from Bedtyme Stories and R.L. Garon will be checking in from the Daytona 500. I gotta go look for some fuckin ketchup packets, I think I have some in my van. See ya.

-Sam

This is Gary! I got into Miami yesterday. I stopped off and saw the living legend R.L. Garon in Daytona Wednesday night and I picked up my Uncle Kevin in Cooper City yesterday morning.

We've been raising hell...last night we partied with Michael Wilbon at Days Inn and Kevin almost got into a fight with Gilbert Brown and Kevin Greene. The town is crazy, check out The 'Stache Sunday at noon, I'll be broadcasting live! We're headed out to the Diamond Cabaret, be good and tune in!

-Gary
Producer of The 'Stache with Sam Bash