Introduction to Blogging & Skulduggery
I am a fucking nerd. So let's just be clear on that from the very beginning. Everyone involved in the Worst Case Scenario, TopR Holiday, DJ Football, Adam Strange, The Man Behind the Glass & myself, are fucking nerds. Loud, obnoxious, often inebriated, sometimes abusive, occasionally truculent, smoke breathing, dick joking, heart warming, shit talking, music making, hustling, hard working, burnt out, hard headed fucking nerds acting in conspiracy. So consider this a forewarning. We have been charged with filling this blog, as such this is my first attempt and I’m not exactly sure how to go about it.
My only guideline thus far has been people talking about “creating content” which sounded retardedly vague & useless. But in an aggravated vacuum like Gurp City South, densely populated with creative people at a near complete loss of shit to do, all any of us (in the broader sense) have ever been doing is creating content. Throwing parties, playing shows, making t-shirts, painting pictures, hosting radio programs, writing on shit that doesn’t belong to us , causing a scene, engaging in casual drug use that may or may not lead to risqué encounters if not gratuitous sex and/or public humiliation, and various things of this nature, has all been nothing more than “creating content”. A way to…., you know water cooler talk.
So I guess this will be the place to document that. Both with the people that host the show(and cause the embarrassing scenes) locally, and with our network of nefarious contributors from around the globe. But rest assured in this blood thirsty nerd fest , that when we run out of our own shit to talk about (which will happen soon & often) we will not hesitate to espouse opinions, carelessly ridicule, cast aspersions, wildy speculate & level baseless accusations at past & current music(ians), movies, celebrities, comic books, artists, magazines, websites, other radio shows/stations, books, news sources, gossip columns, television programs (fuck yes, we watch hella tv!), restaurants, religions, wrestling matches, deodorant commercials, locations, family members, medical conditions, birth defects, occupations, sports teams, octo moms, law enforcement, North Asheville, view points political or otherwise, goods & services, or any other subject deemed necessary for comedic purposes.
Because we are a bunch of fucking nerds.
-Foul Mouth Jerk


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