Words to Live By... From Adam Strange

It had been a long month on the road. A classic funk tour with a dozen musicians and their various odors, stuffed into a passenger van for approximately forty one days. This particular endeavor, while amusing on many levels, had been particularly fruitless in a monetary sense. Thus we returned to Asheville, much to our chagrin, in a collective state of borderline poverty.
Subsequent to our arrival home I accompanied my band mate, spiritual guru & scientific advisor, Adam Strange to a local boutique, where I cast a circumspect eye as he proceeded to liquidate the last of his funds on a gift for his lovely girlfriend. While I considered the purchase a highly dubious decision, I none the less did not question it as we departed. On our way home I puzzled over the situation & upon returning back to the good Dr. Strange’s Lexington Avenue loft, I had to ask “Dude, what are you doing? I know for a fact that was your last forty dollars, and you just spent it on a gift for your girl. I mean, she’s cool & all, but don’t you think you should have bought some food?”
…Unfazed, Adam Strange gently sat his small boutique bag on the kitchen counter, turned to me and calmly related “Listen buddy, I can eat pussy… I can’t fuck the groceries”. Check and mate.
And those are words of wisdom from Adam Strange.